Things Learned in Pastor's Office

I took the kids to the dollar store with me and they each had $2 to spend if they found something they wanted. Hannah picked out fake weird looking teeth and candycorn. Isaac chose a ball shooter and a whoopee cushion. He had no idea what a whoopee cushion was or what it did, but Hannah told him he would really like it.

On the ride home, he opened his new purchase and discovered with great delight that it made wonderful fart noises. He laughed, Hannah laughed, Eli laughed and of course I giggled too. Through the immense laughter Isaac declared "This is the best toy ever!" Remembering that Hannah told him to buy it I asked her where she had learned about whoopee cushions. She replied with a huge grin, "Pastor Dudley's office!" Need I say more? I'm still laughing!